Below are the most recent 3 friends' journal entries.

Thursday, December 31st, 2009
azuresorrow	5:08p	(voyage) unintentional much like the way that a teacup never means to break hits the floor, ceramic pieces shatter each fly unguided much like the way that water runs down your skin making its path wherever it can and a rainstorm can show up unannounced and in the morning you might catch a glimpse of a family of deer in the snow outside your window as you brew coffee they look at you for a moment before darting away unintentional you didn't mean for any of this to happen; neither did i. but we're here now. whether by happy accident or misfortune i pity the miles that dare get in my way for i shall gobble them up like an angry dragon and when i show up at the terminal the lady in blue wearing too much make up will ask my name and i will say my name is voyage. (Comment on this)
Friday, December 25th, 2009
azuresorrow	8:49a	(oh yeah and) Oh yeah, and happy birthday, Jesus. Thanks for the salvation and stuff. (Comment on this)
azuresorrow	7:53a	(never thought i'd be on a boat) i love my mother, but i think if i have to spend one more microsecond in the car with her, i'm going to spontaneously combust my head. Not my whole body, just my head will blow up in a fiery explosion. It will send brains and blood and fire marshmallow peeps flying everywhere. My sister and my dad and my sister's girlfriend will be covered in bloody, brainy, marshmallow peep goo. i am so bored over here. Well, i guess that's my own fault, i mean i could work when there's nothing to do. i have plenty of work to do. Geez, i could even make a new goblins! comic. Wouldn't that be something. i mean, it's been what, three or four days since the last one? No, longer than that... maybe a few weeks? Wait... Egads! It's been months! Not that anybody except exactly one person cares. It's good to have one dedicated fan though. My sister asked me what my new year's resolutions would be. i told her i would either stop drinking or stop having sex with women whom i am not at least dating. Who knows, maybe i'll do both. One kind of begets the other. i think there's some kind of weird irony in the fact that i can find women who will sleep with me with no commitment but i can't find a woman that will date me to save my life. Most men fantasize about sex with two women. For me, it's the same woman, twice. Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Perhaps it would help if my theme song wasn't "Bandolero" by Olga Tanon) Not that any of this really matters. i mean, there are wars and injustice and social prejudices that we have to focus on. What are you doing reading my livejournal? Earth needs saving! Get to it. Oh yeah, that's kind of my job, isn't it? i keep forgetting i'm supposed to Save Earth. In my defense, there are so many distractions! How do you Earthlings expect me to cure all social ills when you make things like the Internets to keep me busy? Okay, okay, okay, i have a funny, funny joke. Are you ready? okay Here it is: Q: What did the village elder say when he saw the uncacu monkey dancing among the cocoa leaves with his uncircumcised penis waving to and fro? .... A: "I wish that I had brought my coconut shell pestel that is used for grinding wild nuts!" GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's a Brazilian joke, so i don't know, maybe some of it gets lost in the translation. Hm, not sure how to tag this entry. BTW FACEBOOK STOP PUBLISHING MY EVERYTHING TWICE ...oh yeah, and Merry Christmas or whatever. (1 Comment |Comment on this)